You're Playing Too Much: Modern Warfare 2

Welcome to my very first "You're Playing Too Much" post!

First off is the very well-known, heavily-played multiplayer sensation, Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2.

Let's kick this off then.

You Play This Game Too Much if:


- Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
- You punch your English teacher and whisper "Tango down"
- Jump off the roof of a building because you have Commando Pro
- You hit five people in a paintball game, then grope your back for a laptop that's not there.
- You see a plane on the sky and yell "ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!"
- You walk over a downed paintball player expecting that your paintball count will replenish
- You think throwing knives are really one-hit kills.
- You instinctively throw a left hook at someone running towards you
- You smash glass with a knife
- You open your client's briefcase, type in random numbers then throw it out the window whispering "bomb defused"
- You are told to do something and your respond by saying "I'm Oscar Mike"
- You refer to your dad as "Overlord"
- You are afraid of using laptops out in the open
- You jump out the window if someone asks you to go "catch" someone.


I'm all out of ideas. Post some of yours and add to the fun!